Cocktail entertainment · Alabama
We turn dating disasters, workplace drama, and questionable life choices into custom cocktails, crowd moments, and stories worth sharing.
For guests 21+. Alcohol service is arranged according to applicable Alabama licensing and venue requirements.
Tonight’s pour decision
The Situationship
Looks promising. Gets complicated.
The founder promise
We’re building this brand around participation—not made-up hype. Here is what every host and guest can expect.
Submissions can be anonymous, and nothing becomes content without clear permission.
Guests pick categories, submit chaos, name drinks, and vote on the best pour decision.
Every event plan respects guest safety, venue policies, and applicable alcohol-service rules.
More than mobile bartending
The live experience
At your event, guests choose dating, work, family, money, college, or friendship; submit a story; then watch it become a named cocktail. The crowd votes, the winner gets the glory, and your party gets a moment nobody else can copy.
6
story categories to start the chaos
1
winning drink chosen by your crowd
Signature pours
Serve a curated menu featuring names like Block & Bless, Red Flag Rita, HR Called, Read the Room Punch, and I Can Explain.
The content machine
Anonymous submissions become faceless social episodes—and the comments can name the next cocktail. Participation is always permission-based.
Pitch your worst decision →Available services
Live availability and service details appear below when released.
Starting packages
Final quotes depend on date, location, guest count, menu, service time, venue requirements, and whether alcohol is host-provided.
Custom creation
One original drink concept inspired by your story, including a memorable name and recipe direction.
From $50
per concept
Most interactive
Mobile bartending plus guest story prompts, custom naming, crowd voting, and a hosted winning moment.
From $750
custom event quote
Full event service
Expanded menu, longer service window, interactive experience, and tailored content moments for larger celebrations.
From $1,500
custom event quote
Make tonight’s story count
Planning a birthday, wedding, HBCU event, alumni gathering, girls’ trip, day party, or corporate social? Start with the date and guest count.
Request an event quote →